Toilet Humour Games

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There’s nothing like a good old toilet game to remind us that no matter how fantastic we think we all are we all have to do the same thing – poo!

If you happen to be one of those humble few in today’s society who don’t consider themselves above everyone else these games will naturally appeal to you more than the snotty kind.

Don’t S**t Your Pants

dont shit your pants

Whatever you do listen to the game’s title for goodness sake! We’ve all been there, we need to take a crap real badly but we’ve forgotten how to pull down our pants and sit on the toilet – well maybe at least when we have had a few too many at the local pub. Well in this game you are not drunk, the guy simply needs your instructions on how to open the door and let one go!

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5 Minutes to Kill Yourself: Wedding

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5 minutes to kill yourself wedding day

Adult Swim’s 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself delves into the wonderful world of marriage; by giving players get 5 minutes to get out of what appears to be a terrible idea –committing yourself to another person for the rest of your life. With the ceremony already on the way and the I Do’s about to be exchanged, you take control of either the bride or the groom as you run around the church and reception area, looking for ways to end your life before getting hitched.

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Angry Birds Seasons: Seasons Greedings: Big Present Level

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This level is exactly what it says on the packet as it is jam packed with dozens of festive Christmas presents. There are gifts attached to floating balloons, gifts on a floating platform plus lots of lovely wrapped presents within a building along with three tiny pigs, a large pig wearing a Santa hat plus one pig sitting alone at the start of the scene. You have four large angry birds with red hair to use to complete this level and will need to use them all as this level is not so easy to complete.

Aim your first bird at the centre of the building under the floating platform followed by the second taking the same pathway. Your third needs to be a slightly higher arc shot that will land a little over your last shot to destroy more of the target. Lastly aim lower at the centre of the debris to destroy the final pig so completing this level.

Angry Birds Seasons Greedings Review

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Seasons Greedings gives away the theme of this game in the quirky title that is obviously a play on words as the content has a Christmas and snowy theme to it. The boomerang bird and the red steroid bird also feature once again plus there are twenty five exciting levels to play as we count down the days to the 25th December. It’s very colourful with great graphics and sound affects consequently anyone that enjoyed previous Angry Bird games will definitely love this one.
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PC Break Game

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pc smashing to help with stress

Looking for away to stay calm when your pc breaks? You may be tempted for that split second to hammer down on your computer and break it! We have all been there believe me. But now’s not the time to bust your pc, it’s most likely already experiencing a big problem which is why you are here.

Now’s your time to deal with the problem in a positive way. PC Smash provides games where you can vent your built up computer anger by smashing a computer in an animated sketch. This popular game has been making waves across the net for ages.

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Angry Birds Halloween – Trick or Treat Review

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Angry Birds Halloween is based on the same theme as the Angry Birds games but with a spooky Halloween theme. There are 45 brand new levels all very different from the original series so the player isn’t just getting more of the same rather a totally new game based on the same idea. The aim of the game is as before using a sling shot the angry birds with various capacities are launched at varying structures where the naughty pigs are hiding.

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A Different Kind of Stress Relief: Whack Your Ex

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There are simply days when we all need a little extra something to help us vent out. Some may spend the night drinking away with friends. Others may resort to burying themselves in work. There are those who prefer to sit down and seek out the help of professionals. But for many us, there are moments when we really just need to let go of those nasty little feelings we have inside; and for that, we have found an excellent mini game: Whack Your Ex!

This is not a game about earning top scores or finishing long quests. This is all about you and venting out that frustration in ways you would not do in the real world. The game is simple, it provides you with a lineup of items that the guy or girl character uses to inflict various forms of cartoon violence on the other gender, all you need to do, is click.

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Angry Birds Seasons: Seasons Greedings: Level 1: 17-25

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Level 17

This snow built building looks rather like a multi storey car park hiding seven pigs, one wearing a Santa hat plus presents and a string of bells at the top of the building. First aim a medium arc shot at the top front of the building followed by a lower shot that will destroy things further. Next a very high arc shot will come down taking the bells plus all but one pig with it. A last very high arc following the same path as the last will destroy the last pig and clear this level.

Level 18

There is quite a lot going on in this scene. We have a building made from snow blocks with a wooden tower at the forefront. Four of the pigs have little yellow hats, one large pig is wearing a Santa hat while six other tiny pigs are dotted about the building on various levels. There is also a festive looking present inside the house plus a stack of snow balls at the beginning of the scene. A very high arc shot dealt with force will land down the centre of the building destroying almost everything in sight. A second lower arc shot aimed at the pig left at the top of the debris will leave just one more shot to aim really low toward the start of the structure where the last tiny pig is hiding.
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Angry Birds Seasons: Seasons Greedings: Level 1: 9-17

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Level 9

This level has quite an elaborate building made from snow blocks, ice blocks, wood and concrete. Central to the structure is a tower with a large snowball on the top. There are five pigs hiding within the building. Aim your first shot at the first pig sitting on the first part of the building. If fired with power directly at it the shot should ricochet up dislodging the tower as well as destroying the first pig. Next fire a medium arc shot at the central tower so it topples down destroying everything in its path. A third low arc will hit the underside of the building leaving only one pig standing. Arc your last shot to hit under the pig so you will complete the level.

Level 10

Here we have a building built with snow blocks containing boulders, presents plus five pigs one wearing a Santa hat. Aim a high arc shot at the boulder on top of the centre of the building to bring it down taking pigs with it. Another shot taking the same path is your second. Lastly a low arc directly aimed at the start of the building in the centre will finish off the level for you.
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Angry Birds Seasons: Seasons Greedings: Level 1: 1-8

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Level 1

Here we have a very snowy scene that is very Christmassy to get you in the mood for the festive season. Central to the scene is a large pyramid shape made from snow blocks while at the top of the pyramid floating in the air is a concrete block carrying a lovely Christmas gift plus there is another gift on the far side of the pyramid. Inside the building there are seven pigs hoping to escape the wrath of the angry birds.

Aim your first shot using a medium arc so that it hits the floating gift which will drop down to destroy one pig but also the debris will take out the gift on the side of the pyramid to gain extra points. A lower arc shot at the centre will take out all but one pig for you. Lastly another arc shot along the same path as the previous shot will destroy the last pig so complete the level.

Level 2

This level has three towers built across two hills hiding five silly pigs while beside the first tower is a huge snowball. Your first shot is a short but high arc that will destroy the first tower. A second slightly lower but longer arc shot will hit the far tower causing a chain reaction that will destroy everything except one large pig right at the bottom of the screen. Your final shot is an extremely high arc to fall down the centre of the debris destroying the last pig.

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